I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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