okay pat passed out under dana's car
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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