You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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