I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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