K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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