normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
How's work?
Spinning.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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