girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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