im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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