i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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