Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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