I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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