She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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