I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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