I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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