her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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