I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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