Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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