Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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