69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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