I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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