what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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