i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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