you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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