I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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