What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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