you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Small penises have feelings too.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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this is an emotional support booty call
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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