He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
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