Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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