just come out here and I will go home with you...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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