i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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