i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Blood and glitter go together right?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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