Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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