I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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