I like my sex mixed with concussions.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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