Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I need a hoe opinion
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just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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