big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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