What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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