I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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