he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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