Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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