great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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