I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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