If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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