I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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