can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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