i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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