I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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