ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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