TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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