I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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